Tout Wars Mixed Auction! March 19, 2016. Spreadsheet and Live Blog Transcript.

We should be getting started about 3pm, with Jason Collette.

Konichiwa everyone

So….reactions to the AL Tout Wars? No, I didn’t plan on spending a hundo on pitching

and we’re off!

defending champ opens up the draft by offering a trade. Kershaw goes for $38 to DVR which is the same price he went for in NL LABR. Then, we get crickets on Andre Ethier at $2 to the mixed newbie Bret Sayre

track the closer market: Ramos $12 to Swanay

DVR buys Goldschmidt for $47 — he won this league 2 years ago rostering Kershaw, Goldy & Trout. He’s trying it again but gave up on Harper when Scott Engel went to $48

AL Cy Young winner Carlos Carrasco goes for $22 to Tim Heheheheaney

Correa for $35 to WiseGuy Baseball

Buster Moves Posey $30 to Al Melchior. Yes, the auction is going this quickly. Erickson is the Kevin Kiermaier of auctioneers. DVR doubles down with pitchers and gets Scherzer for $38 giving him both Kershaw and Scherzer. Trout goes to Sayre for $46

Chris Sale goes for $27 to Pianowski

Pedro Alvarez goes $7 and now people are losing their minds bidding on Schwarber. $27 to Swanay

Anthony Rizzo $39. Money is flying, as it should in a mixed league

Mookie Betts $32 to Heaney

9 minutes for 1st round to be done

Joey Votto and his tight pants $38 to Melchior

can follow the sheet at https://docs.google.com/spr… $40 for Miggy to Wise Guys Baseball

Periscope feed — https://t.co/dwJE9j5M2w

Cory Schwartz takes Corey Seager for $18 and now wants Corey Kluber and Corey Dickerson. My man Josh Donaldson ends up to Pianowski

for $39

Kimbrel goes $20

Here goes Altuve…..I guessed $34 and he went $31 to Steinhorn

Heyward goes to the defending champ Zinkie for $21

Springer for $34 to Engel

Jansen goes $21

Schwartz rosters Jansen for the 145345th consecutive year

Lucroy $17 to Heaney. one dollar per pitch he sees in the zone

The consistent Adam Jones $24 to Gonos

My AL MVP pick, Lorenzo Cain, goes $23 to Sayre

Captain Cutch $38 to Sayre

Jose Abreu goes $38 to Steinhorn. I know Craig loves that!

Mitch Moreland goes $5 – about the high end for a mixed league guy that can’t hit lefties consistently

Familia goes $18 as closers continue to go at full price. That’s followed up by Wade Davis at $21 to Nando

Arrieta $29 to Zinkie

Benedict Arnold – David Price – $27 to Swanay

Pollock $34 to Melchior

Cespedes $22 to McCaffrey

big speed on the board as Dee Gordon goes $22 to Nando

Starling Marte $33 to Ray Flowers as the room tries to recovers from Gordon only going $22

MadBum $28 to Flowers — about a predictable acquisition as there is

Joey Bats $35

Machado $42!

Cory buys Stanton at $39

KKKKKKris Bryant $37 to Swanay. Good thing this isn’t a penalizing points league

Arenado $34 — nice buy for Gene

Chris Davis goes $31 to Engel

Melancon $15 to Swanay

Chapman goes $15, so the missing month is valued at $6-7

deGrom goes for de$27

Harvey $29 to Engel

JD Martinez $26 to Pianowski

Francisco Lindor $17 — a guy that didn’t even make the reserves last year

Strasburg $23 – one dollar a start – to Nando

Carlos Gomez $26 to DVR

Sal Perez $12

Puig $21 to DVR

Cory takes his jacket off to reveal his Edwing shirt and Cory doesn’t get E5. That’s just wrong

Greinke $23 – that’s a nice price

McCann goes for $18 just as he did in AL

King Felix $22

Xander Bogaerts $21

Sano went $27 to Swanay. Nando thought he had him at $25

Moose Tacos for a baker’s dozen

Braun goes $22 and then Justin Upton goes $30

Keuchel $21 to Zinkie. Buys like that is why he’s the defending champ

Carpenter $25

Cody Allen at $14 to Zinkie (again, deal) and Odor goes $18

Cole goes $22

Periscope feed – https://www.periscope.tv/w/…

Park goes $11 as Swanay gets both Sano & Park on his roster. That could potentially be 55-60 homers. D-Rob $17

Maikel Franco $21 – a dollar per RBI (that is a baaaaaaaad Phillies team)

Syndergaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard $22

Billy Hamilton $15 — Dee Gordon was $22

Nelson Cruz $24

Todd Frazier goes down for $27

Wong 12″…err, $12

Hall of Famer Beltre $15

Tulo for $23

Michael Brantley & that recovering shoulder goes $17. I personally am running away from Brantley because there’s no discount on him

Freddie Freeman $20

10 minute break

we’re back up — Charlie Blackmon goes for $29 to Piscapia

CarGo $20….mighty have fallen

Joc Pederson $17

Britton goes for $17 – that’s his price everywhere

Longo goes from $1 to $13 to Ray

Hector Rondon goes for $12 — http://giphy.com/gifs/justi…

Chris Archer goes $20

Rendon $19

Giles for $16 – https://media0.giphy.com/me…

Adrian Gonzales $19 – Swihart $9

Huston Street for $11

Jon Lestah $21

Spanky Eaton $19

Cole Hamels $18 just after the $21 Lester

Pujols $12

Papelbon $13 to Nando

Periscope back up

Cano goes $28 to Nando as the Yankee fan Heaney bows out

Lucas came up in the auction, Duda Duda $16

Dozier takes you to church for $20

Prince Fielder $24 to DVR

Schwartz corners the market on Seagers and gets Kyle at $22

Schoop goes $6 (damn OBP)

Kang goes $10

Nando gets Hanley for $14 — will have dual eligibility after week 1

Danny Salazar at $17

David Ortiz, in his last Tout Wars appearance, goes $17

Perkins goes $10

Pineda $12

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Stroman also goes for $12

Ian Desmond $13

Coghlan goes $2 to Flowers.

Jeff Samardzija $8

Nando gets Richards at $14. My reaction to that buy — https://media3.giphy.com/me…

Tolleson for $11. This $2 Dyson owner doesn’t like the buy

Shelby Miller goes $8 coming off the unluckiest run support year in the history of ever

Ziegler goes $7 as they troll for low-end saves. Speaking of which, Casilla goes $6. That owner better get Romo in the reserves

Addison Russell $11 to Cory. Paul Sporer thinks that’s a YUGE bargain

Brett Gardner $12